Lake Como
We commenced our three week Italian stint in Lake Como, a small community and lake nestled into the hills of Northern Italy close to the border of Switzerland. Again, we were blessed with sunny blue skies the whole way through. We’ve heard rave reviews of Como from a few people, but we think we made the mistake of staying in the most expensive part of town where there were no hostels open, only expensive hotels. We were forced to splurge. Supposedly George Clooney has a vacation mansion here, so everyone was all about the Clooney. They were very proud. Como is surrounded on all sided by tall hills so we did a massive hike up one and had a terrific view of the lake and even the Alps in the distance. On the whole, we enjoyed the majestic scenery but would rather opt to stay in another town elsewhere on the lake. Plus it was winter so we couldn’t swim without shrinking our pebbles.

View of Como (and the Alps in the top right) at the apex of our hike

Some experimental photography for kicks

Ok, this is one of those time-lapse photos gone horribly wrong. Ben’s face (left) can barely be seen in the palm of the hand on the top. Zach is strateling the fingers of the palm on the bottom, and I clearly look demonic on the right while riding a mechanical bull.
Venice
Next we journeyed to Venice, probably the strangest, most intriquing city we’ve visited. The entire city is built on 118 islands that are grouped together and shaped like a fish. They are connected by 400 bridges producing hundreds of canals splitting the city like countless veins. There are no cars, bicycles, mopeds or buses in the city. The streets are narrow alleyways and are bursting at the seems with shops an restaurants. Furthermore, the city is rumored to be sinking small amounts every year and the government is actually installing inflatable walls to block high tides when they threaten to flood the city (it floods an average of 100 times per year).

Piazza San Marco. And plagues of annoying birds that we wanted to shoot with an air soft gun and/or feed alka seltzer.

Here’s my “Hi Mom, this is my one nice photo for you” shot.

We found an open pillar and seized the opportunity to craft our own monument.

Venice at sunset with three guys. How romaaaantic.
We were fascinated with this city for…oh…about a day. Then we started to get lost in the countless streets and started to get board with the water taxis. Moreover, our hostel was a 20 min. bus ride out of town so it was more of a hassle to get downtown during the days. I would like to take my future wife here someday because it’s much more of a romantic city than anything else.
Cinque Terre
Since we have evolved into lazy and glutunous bums during the past 2 months and now crave nothing but intoxicating scenery and uber-relaxing atmospheres, it was only natural that our next stop was Cinque Terre in the Italian Riviera. Literally meaning “5 Villages”, Cinque Terre is a collection of 5 small (…and I mean small) hamlets all within close proximity of each other along the coastline. We stayed in Riomaggiore and found the folk who live and work there to be very warm and hospitable towards tourists.

Poor photo lighting, but mighty fine profiles.

Hike en-route through the 5 villages
There is a famous hike that connects all five villages. It takes 3-4 hours and allows for stunning views of the Mediterranian, as well as these awfully old buildings in each village that are perched right at the edge of cliffs (see above). So we did this hike. Well, we got most of the way through. Then the most unexpected, wildly depressing yet hilarious event happened: we got hit by a miniature tidal wave. We strolled into Vernazza, the 4th village. We were feeling good and met a couple lads on the path who were studying abroad from the States. We got pizzas and sat on a large concrete “dock” that acted as a barrier between the incoming waves and the small harbor where small boats usually dock for the night. The waves were pretty large, occasionally hitting and exploding up a few feet onto the pier where we were sitting (see below). There were about 20 other random tourists sitting, standing and enjoying the sun and the view from this pier as well.

The last photo my camera ever took. R.I.P.
So here we are, eating our pizzas like good little tourist boys, minding our own business, when we see a larger-than-average wave approaching. We noticed that the wake was a fair bit steeper than the rest of the wakes coming in, so Zach, Todd, Chris and I did what any dumb males would do…we immediately stood up, reached for our cameras and approached the front of the pier to capture this glorious moment and giggle in delight.
Big mistake.
As we squeeled with glee, the thing lept over the pier and pounded us to high heaven. It was absolutely massive. In my humble estimation, the spray from this thing reached well over 15 feet. It hit Zach, knocked him clean over, and dragged him into another concrete wall and smashed him into it, bloodying him up a good bit. It hit me in the chest, then (…I do not joke…), picked me up and tossed me over a 5 foot wall, then washed me down a few more steps. One of my shoes and one of Zach’s shoes were washed into the harbor. My body landed on my camera, breaking my fall, splintering the screen and bending the bloody thing in half. Our daypacks were in the process of being swept out to sea but Zach grabbed them just in time. Every part of our beings were saturated – our money belts with cash inside, passports and ID’s. Inside my daypack was my bible, some odds and ends, and my iPod. Fortunately, Ben was the only smart one of the pack and instead of rushing towards the incoming wave, backed up and out of the path of the beast, resulting in a mere wet leg. The rest of us got completely OWNED!
My iPod worked sporadically for a couple days, but after a thorough dry-out session, is now working like new again (praise Jesus). Everything else eventually dried out, but my digital camera is toast. Zach’s heel and ankle underwent a rough bruising and he has been hobbling like a cripple for the past few days. We all laughed pretty hard when all was said and done.

Drying out our belongings and licking our wounds in retrospect
So there’s Cinque Terre for ya. We never made it to the 5th village, as we were emotionally and physically tolled from Tsunami de Terre. Next on our plate: Florence, Rome, Naples and Sicily…so stay tuned.
Many Blessings Y’all!























